Family meal times are special occasions which deserve to pass without interruption. Those precious - and increasingly rare - times when you can spend quality time with your loved ones, enjoying the food and each other's honest, uncomplicated company.
But how often during a family meal has that familiar dull abdominal ache arrived, that unique signal that tells you that you're pregnant with brown fish? Try as hard as you might, you are unable to temporarily defer the urge, so you leave the room and return forty minutes later to find everyone else has finished and they've moved to the front room to watch TV together. You hear them laughing. Despondent, you scrape the remainder of your now cold dinner into the bin, before taking several huge swigs from the litre bottle of vodka you keep hidden on top of the fridge. On entering the front room your wife immediately senses that you're intoxicated. Then the shouting begins. The children begin to cry, and you demand they go to their rooms, but instead they scramble for the protection of their mother on the sofa. After a protracted and incoherent tirade you storm out of the house and go to the pub. You wake up in the early hours in a darkened car park, lying in a puddle, your trousers around your ankles.
It's an all too common scenario. And one for which the top boffs at Baxter's have devised the perfect solution.
Baxter's Family ThunderFlushTM series of two to six-seater toilets with an integrated dining table and toilet roll dispenser means those precious family moments no longer need to be interrupted.
We all like to spoil ourselves from time to time, but when you consider that during one lifetime the average person spends more than seven years dropping the kids off at the pool, it's surprising that we don't lavish the same care and attention on choosing a toilet as we do with most other items of home furniture. But almost all toilets are built with functionality in mind, not comfort. Almost all, thanks again to the Baxter's ComfiThroneTM series of toilets. With features such as a gold plated chain and velvet cushioned seat, you can truly rename the bathroom the throne room!
'It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid ...' so the famous song begins. However, there could be plenty of reason for fear if you don't have a Christmas BingeMasterTM installed in your home at 'the most wonderful time of the year'.
We all tend to overindulge at Christmas; turkey with all the trimmings, the back-end of a pig or two, a portion of Christmas pudding the size of a caravan, innumerable chocolate custard buckets ... the list goes on and on and on. But, as the wise old saying goes, what goes in must curl out. So it's hardly surprising that on average, the first New Year purchase made by one in five families is a new toilet. But they are the lucky ones.
A blocked or broken toilet can lead to serious injury or, in some cases, death. We all know someone who knows someone who's exploded at Christmas, and we hardly need to go into the details of such horrific incidents here. Apart from the loss of a close family member, there is also the trauma of piecing them back together, and the inconvienience of redecorating much of the house. However hard you try, the smell never goes away.
Each toilet in the BingeMasterTM range is designed to cope with increased movement on the Bakerloo line at Christmas. Each has it's own extra capacity bowl and turbo powered grinder, and includes Baxter's revolutionary patented constant flush cycle mechanism.
You're strolling around the countryside without a care in the world, when an unexpected announcement comes over your internal Tannoy: Brownish Airways flight number 2 to Splashdown is ready to depart. Unfortunately there's not a public toilet for miles, and even if there was, you've always avoided spending tuppence in one of those.
We're all human, we've all been in a similar situation, and we all know how uncomfortable it is having to chew on a cigar until we get home to the security and comfort of our own toilet, which could be hours away - or even days!
With a Baxter's Supa-PortaPottyTM, your days of touching cloth are over. Using Baxter's own patented BumHugger® technology, the Supa-PortaPotty is comfortable to wear, and always there when you need it. With it's integrated series of brushes it also stays clean and odour free.
The day comes to all of us when giving birth to Mr Whippy is no longer as easy as falling down the stairs. Whereas toilet time was once quality time, now it is more about slowly turning purple whilst biting on a towel, rather than sitting back, doing the do and perhaps even enjoying a good read.
At Baxter's we take everyone's toilet time very seriously, from young to old, and - unlike some - we understand that rectal prolapse is not the basis for a good joke. This is why we've developed the new revolutionary MudSuckerTM. The MudSuckerTM has an air-tight seal around its seat, and an efficient vaccuum pump which gently sucks out the contents of your lower intestine without the need for any pushing. Each includes our new patented TurdMasher® technology with cycle times ranging from ten seconds to just three!
